![]() George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED your pencil. You know, what difference does it make who pays for lunch. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. Julie: I like Anna ?'s column and Sapphire. Įlaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. We were face to face like a manager and an umpire like this. Kramer: He LOST IT! We almost came to blows. Kramer: Umph, sorry! But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green. Then, he's about to hit his second shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. But today was it! We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's beating me by a couple of strokes. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. I'm never playing golf with him again.Įlaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. I'm going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it?Įlaine: I know. George: (?), we'll see you in a little while. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. George: Is that what I ask for? The BIG salad? George: What big salad? I'm going to the coffee shop. George: Sure, all right, what do you want?Įlaine: Um, hum, I don't know. How about if you bring me back something? Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Hey. Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay?Įlaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? and your last name?Įlaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. ![]() Just give me your phone number and when it comes in I'll give you a call. Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be happy to order it for you. Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. They�re making millions of them every week! I know where are they?Įlaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. You got a pen? Can I borrowĪ pen? We always have to whisper because it�s so humiliating. That�s why it�s so embarrassing if you don�t have one. Where are the rest of them? When you move the refrigerator there�s aĬouple back there but it doesn�t account for it. Must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. Manufacturing millions of pens constantly we�re all buying them. When you go into a stationery store that they�re Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw
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